"Not every day you get to meet your future self. You don’t seem very happy. That worries me. Got any bone-chilling advice to help me avoid the permanent frown?"
”.. Don’t do it..”
"You’ll see when the time comes…"
"You’re bad at this whole advice thing, you know? Keeping me in the dark here! Oh well, I can be patient, I guess. But now you’re just going to leave me wondering."